Ardent Clockwork of One Mind

My friend just finished watching Sherlock - The Great Game

1. Me: So you're going to watch the next season right?
2. Friend: Of course! How could you not after a cliff hanger like THAT?!
3. Me:
4. Friend: I don't think there can be a bigger cliff hanger.
5. Me:
6. Friend:
7. Me:
8. Friend:
9. Me: Hahahahahahahahahahaha
10. Friend: What's so funny
11. Me: lol
12. Friend: Well at least i can go right to watching the next episode and I don't have to wait like two years or something ridiculous like that.
13. Me: hahahahahhaha
14. Me: haha
15. Me: lol
16. Friend:
17. Me: *collapses onto floor*
18. Me: *melts through the ground*
19. Me: *falls off Earth*
20. Me: *explodes in the heart of the sun*
21. Me: *cries*
22. Friend:
23. Me:
24. Friend: Uhh....
25. Me: *drowns in tears*
26. Me: *gets eaten by tear shark*
27. Me: I hope you're ready.

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4. The Avengers Classes: How to Be a Superhero, Crime Fighting 101, How to Deal with Loki Feels
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7. Fangirl Classes: How to Overcome Season Finales, How to Deal with Fangirl Feels, Ships and OTP's 101
8. Kingdom Hearts Classes: How to Play the Game, Heartless Dissection and Item Synthesis 101.

1. friend: so, who's your favourite avenger?
2. me: Loki
3. friend: but he wasn't even-
4. me: LOKI

Questions not usually asked:

1. 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2. 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3. 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4. 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5. 5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6. 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7. 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8. 8: Do you have freckles?
9. 9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10. 10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11. 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12. 14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
13. 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
14. 16: How many people have you slept with this week?
15. 17: What size is your bed?
16. 18: What is your Song of the week?
17. 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
18. 20: Do you still watch cartoons?
19. 21: Whats your least favorite movie?
20. 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
21. 23: What do you drink with dinner?
22. 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
23. 25: What is your favorite food?
24. 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
25. 27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
26. 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
27. 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
28. 30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
29. 31: Can you change the oil on a car?
30. 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
31. 33: Ever ran out of gas?
32. 34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
33. 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
34. 36: What is your usual bedtime?
35. 37: Are you lazy?
36. 38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
37. 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
38. 40: How many languages can you speak?
39. 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
40. 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
41. 43: Are you stubborn?
42. 44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
43. 45: Ever watch soap operas?
44. 46: Are you afraid of heights?
45. 47: Do you sing in the car?
46. 48: Do you sing in the shower?
47. 49: Do you dance in the car?
48. 50: Ever used a gun?
49. 51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
50. 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
51. 53: Is Christmas stressful?
52. 54: Ever eat a pierogi?
53. 55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
54. 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
55. 57: Do you believe in ghosts?
56. 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
57. 59: Take a vitamin daily?
58. 60: Wear slippers?
59. 61: Wear a bath robe?
60. 62: What do you wear to bed?
61. 63: First concert?
62. 64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
63. 65: Nike or Adidas?
64. 66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
65. 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
66. 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
67. 69: Ever take dance lessons?
68. 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
69. 71: Can you curl your tongue?
70. 72: Ever won a spelling bee?
71. 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
72. 74: Own any record albums?
73. 75: Own a record player?
74. 76: Regularly burn incense?
75. 77: Ever been in love?
76. 78: Who would you like to see in concert?
77. 79: What was the last concert you saw?
78. 80: Hot tea or cold tea?
79. 81: Tea or coffee?
80. 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
81. 83: Can you swim well?
82. 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
83. 85: Are you patient?
84. 86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
85. 87: Ever won a contest?
86. 88: Ever have plastic surgery?
87. 89: Which are better black or green olives?
88. 90: Can you knit or crochet?
89. 91: Best room for a fireplace?
90. 92: Do you want to get married?
91. 93: If married, how long have you been married?
92. 94: Who was your HS crush?
93. 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
94. 96: Do you have kids?
95. 97: Do you want kids?
96. 98: Whats your favorite color?
97. 99: Do you miss anyone right now?